**Txts 2 messages in a row**

What is this 21 questions

Truth: I’m actually 3 little emoji poops for my contact in my ex girlfriends phone…only because I was the shit!

You’re a real nigga when you can kiss the tip of your dickhead without bending over is what my Uncle BJ always told me

Hey, words spelled how they don’t sound. Fuck you

Homophones: Gays that own phones

& that’s the story of how I failed school LOL

I’m cute for real

I married my left testicle

"I’m living my childhood dream to become an adult" - Nobody ever

My roommate just brought a girl home, and I already know she thinking of me, after saying,”have we met” soon as she walked in.

**Dies in real life, respawns**