**Txts 2 messages in a row**
What is this 21 questions
Truth: I’m actually 3 little emoji poops for my contact in my ex girlfriends phone…only because I was the shit!
You’re a real nigga when you can kiss the tip of your dickhead without bending over is what my Uncle BJ always told me
My roommate just brought a girl home, and I already know she thinking of me, after saying,”have we met” soon as she walked in.